1 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,719 Well, this is now my fifth time of calling 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:07,559 and the Street View picture of my house is still up on your site. 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,959 Is it just outside your house? 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,319 No, it's not just outside my house! 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,239 I'm visible all the way up the street. 6 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,039 Sorry, what do you want me to do about it? 7 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,799 Erm, excuse me? One minute. 8 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,879 Well, ideally, I would like you to send the Street View car back 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,399 to take another photo 10 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,959 because the current one is deeply compromising. 11 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,199 OK, I'll have a word with my supervisor. 12 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,919 Yes, please do talk to your supervisor. 13 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:29,999 Do you want me to call me back? 14 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,479 No, I'll hold. 15 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,959 AMANDA SIGHS 16 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,719 MUSAK PLAYS ON PHONE 17 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,039 This is ridiculous! 18 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,119 Oh... 19 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,879 I did not know that was there. 20 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,759 Wow. 21 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,359 So that's what's behind that big hedge. 22 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,399 Hello? Yes. 23 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,359 My manager said he can raise a ticket. Right. 24 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,119 But he said, "Don't get your hopes up." 25 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,799 OK. Well, that is very disappointing 26 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,399 and I shall be taking my 360-degree viewing elsewhere. 27 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,759 Is there anything... 28 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,639 Erm, could you just help me with this? 29 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,240 I just need a moment to cool off. 30 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,799 INDISTINCT CHATTER 31 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,999 Ooh, are they new kicks, Mal? 32 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,799 Not that I was looking at your legs. 33 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,319 I was. Mummy! 34 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,639 Sorry about my mother. 35 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,359 She buys her HRT on the dark web. 36 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,599 In answer to your question, Anne, yes. 37 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,199 Ned decided he needed to upgrade to a pair of Predators 38 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,759 and I've reached the age where I will accept 39 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:25,919 my son's hand-me-downs. 40 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,519 And what's wrong with those? They look brand-new. 41 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,719 Don't get me started. 42 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,919 JJ and Abs are paying him to babysit Isla. 43 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,199 Now he thinks he's Daddy Warbucks. 44 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,519 I'm sorry. Your son is being paid to look after his own sister? 45 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,519 Yep. OK, I'm going to say something very controversial. 46 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,759 Oh, God. 47 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,639 I don't believe in paying your children to look after 48 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,679 your other children. 49 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,479 Nope. You're not going to get cancelled for that, Anne. 50 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,999 I'm sorry, but in my family, you were looked after by the older kids 51 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,959 until you were old enough to look after the younger kids. 52 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,959 Mm-hm. And then the older kids had their own kids, 53 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,119 by which point, the younger kids were the older kids, 54 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,879 and they looked after the older kids' kids, 55 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,559 and then the whole thing just continued again. 56 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,599 Is it over? 57 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,319 Well, I am lucky enough to have my darling mother here. 58 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,759 You know it actually costs me money to babysit, 59 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,799 once you've factored in the cab fare, and... 60 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,599 I often have to bring my own wine. 61 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,359 I have wine. Yes, but in a box. 62 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,919 That was ONE time. 63 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,559 I should really take advantage of having Darius at home more 64 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,159 because me and Chris have just been itching to try that new Indian 65 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,559 that's taken over from where Shin used to be. 66 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:22,719 Not for me. I'm a loyal customer of Pride Of Punjab in Park Royal. 67 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,919 Owner loves me so much, he invited me to his wedding. 68 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,799 Hey! 69 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,519 Oh, you got a new dog, Fi? 70 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,679 Nah. Poor old Hugo's mummy had a fall, 71 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,719 so I said I'd look after her pets till she got out the hospital. 72 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,679 Oh. That is sad. Yeah, my aunt took a fall once. 73 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,199 Off a harbour wall. 74 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,519 She was largely unhurt, but she got a terrible fright, 75 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,879 and the subsequent PTSD that she suffered 76 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,119 was a contributing factor to the breakdown of her marriage. 77 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,159 Huh. 78 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,559 Right. Does anybody know where 79 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,119 43 Bencanton Road is? 80 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,999 I've got to pick up Hugo's bed and feed Elspeth's cat. 81 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,199 Yeah, that's the end of our street. 82 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,479 I know Elspeth. I used to cut her massive hedge. 83 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,319 Wait, that's who lives in the big house with the massive hedge? 84 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,719 Yeah. Huh. 85 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,039 What big house with the massive hedge? I just... I can't picture it. 86 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:07,319 I'll show you on Street View. 87 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,480 You'll know it when you see it. HE SPLUTTERS 88 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,479 Have we lost our powers of description? 89 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,119 SHE CHUCKLES You know, Anne, the big house, 90 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:20,039 with the, erm... massive hedge? 91 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,719 Yo. I got a bubble tea for Ned. 92 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,559 Oh, yeah. 93 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,479 Cheers, bro. Here's a tip. There you go. 94 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,359 Cheers, mate. Nice one. 95 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,279 I'm sorry, but how much money is your son actually making? 96 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,320 Ah... 97 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,639 Right, kids... Ooh! 98 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,759 ...take the dogs. Wait outside. I'll be two secs. 99 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,039 Morten, take the poo bags, please. 100 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,239 Fine, but it's five quid for every poo I've got to pick up. 101 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,559 Don't suppose I could stick my head through the door, Fi, 102 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,279 just for the sneakiest of peakiests? 103 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,399 Are you sure you should go in? You know she has cats. 104 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,159 Yes, I know she has cats. She has a cat allergy. 105 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,199 I don't have a cat allergy. 106 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,359 I just didn't get on with that one specific cat. 107 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,519 Do you want to come in, Mummy? 108 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,599 Why would I want to go into an old cat lady's house? 109 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,799 Suit yourself. 110 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,879 Come on, Fi. 111 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,040 Right. 112 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,319 Right, here we are. 113 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,879 Oh, wow. 114 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,559 She's kept all the original features. 115 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,400 I'm getting serious spine tingles. 116 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,960 I could see my high horse in this hallway. 117 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,679 AMANDA COUGHS 118 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,160 Aslan, dinner time! 119 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,959 SHE COUGHS Shut the front door! 120 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,319 Is that a grand piano? 121 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,799 Aw! CAT MEOWS, PURRS 122 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,839 No, thank you. 123 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,359 Hello, Aslan! 124 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,119 Do you want some Poultry Supreme? 125 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,079 Oh, this place is gorg! 126 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,519 SHUTTER CLICKS 127 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,879 Hello! How did I not know it existed right under my nose? 128 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,039 Well, that hedge could do with a bit of a trim. 129 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,359 It's pretty dingey. 130 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,119 Fi, it has so much potential. Come on. 131 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,559 You could definitely introduce some Scandi accents here. 132 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,679 FI GAGS 133 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,159 AMANDA SNEEZES 134 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,519 What a shame about the kitchen. 135 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,119 Such a pity they ripped out the original. 136 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:55,919 Still, I mean, just so good. PHONE CHIMES 137 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,319 AMANDA COUGHS 138 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,840 Absolutely stinks, but it's just gorgeous. 139 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,039 FI CHUCKLES Oh, what a lovely garden! 140 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,359 Yeah, I'm sure it'll be a real wrench for Elspeth to leave it. 141 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,399 She's leaving? 142 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,639 Yeah, since her fall, I think she wants to be closer to her family. 143 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,799 So sad. 144 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,159 So, so sad! 145 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,279 Yeah. 146 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,599 Purely as a thought experiment, 147 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,279 I wonder what a house like this goes for. 148 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,480 Mm. Dunno. 149 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,680 Yeah. 150 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,719 SHE COUGHS 151 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,039 Come on, Mands, let's get a wriggle on! 152 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,679 CHATTER, GIGGLING 153 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,279 Mum, you owe me £10, by the way. 154 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,439 Oh, right. 155 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:35,639 FI SIGHS 156 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,639 Oh, what happened to your neck Amanda? It's well blotchy. 157 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,639 It's not - it's fine. I just... I just caught the sun earlier. 158 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,719 You know what, Fi? 159 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:44,199 I would be more than happy to take over your cat-feeding duties. 160 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,359 Honestly, it's the least I could do for a neighbour in need. 161 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,719 So you can pop round to feed a cat, but you won't pop round to feed me? 162 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,239 OK, one, you barely eat, and two, you're always at my house, Mummy. 163 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,279 It's really not a hassle, Fi. 164 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,639 Well, if you don't mind, Mands... No. 165 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,999 ...that'd be really helpful. 166 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,359 Yes! Yes, yeah. I love me some community spirit! 167 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,639 I know. Somebody give me that OBE! 168 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,920 FI LAUGHS Yeah! Yeah. 169 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,519 Aw, you shouldn't have! 170 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:11,839 This ain't for you. 171 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,199 Oh. Thanks. 172 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,119 Anyway, I was wondering if I could have some credit for my phone? 173 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,359 That's what your pocket money's for. 174 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,119 Yeah, I know, but I've spent it. 175 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,799 What about the cash from your baby-sitting? 176 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,039 I guess I've spent that as well. 177 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,399 On what? I don't know. Nothing, really. 178 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,639 All right, I think we need some lessons in budgeting, mate. 179 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,599 You're going to teach me about budgeting, yeah? 180 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,519 What? I'm good with money. Great with money? 181 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,559 Yeah! Very good. Yeah, yeah. 182 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,759 Exhibit A. 183 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,799 You pretty much only eat takeaways, Dad. 184 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,879 OK. But those leftovers, they're like a free meal. 185 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,639 FRIDGE DOOR SHUTS So I'm basically... saving money. 186 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,360 I'm the money saving expert. Hmm. 187 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,279 OK. 188 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,400 We should probably call JJ. Mm. 189 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,439 Right. Well, we're just in that new curry place if you need us. 190 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,199 And I've told Niamh she can stay up to watch The Wheel if she wants. 191 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,359 And the twins can have a bowl of cereal if they're still hungry. 192 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,239 No worries. But just so you know, I do charge £15 an hour. 193 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,319 Since when? 194 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,599 Ned charges £10 an hour to look after one kid, 195 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,799 and I'm offering 15 for three. 196 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,759 Seven quid a head. Bargain. 197 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,159 How are you still so bad at maths? 198 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:18,039 No. I am not paying you to babysit your brothers and your sister. 199 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,719 Fine. 200 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,839 I guess I'll just go and see Georgie, then. 201 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,040 DOOR OPENS, SHUTS 202 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,719 Chris, take off your spanx - we're staying in! 203 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,199 As-lan? 204 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,679 CAT MEOWS SHE COUGHS 205 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,039 Here's your dinner. 206 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,239 Ugh, it stinks! 207 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,640 CAT MEOWS Ugh! 208 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,440 Oh... SHE COUGHS 209 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,879 SHE WHEEZES Look at me, Aslan. 210 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,720 SHE COUGHS Don't move. 211 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,919 Right, so the best way to monitor your spending is to go 212 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,319 through your bank statements, OK? 213 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:20,159 So we'll use my last month as an example. 214 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,919 Er, BP Garage. 215 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,039 That's £45 for petrol. 216 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,079 That goes under "travel". 217 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,359 Hmm? Mm-hm. 218 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,279 Forbidden Planet - £3.30. 219 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,879 What's that? Batman comic. HE CHUCKLES 220 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,199 How old are you? 221 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,239 Abigail, you're literally sucking on a Frube. 222 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,719 Do you go through your bank statements every month? 223 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,239 Oh, me? No. I'm usually quite strict with my spending. 224 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,239 I probably should do it more often, though. 225 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,759 So we have a payment to UK-TERP Limited. 226 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,520 £7.99. 227 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,599 Yeah, I'm not sure what that is. 228 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,559 Abs, do you know what UK-TERP LTD is? 229 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,679 Er, nope. 230 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:56,559 Hmm. I'll highlight it to check later. 231 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:57,959 How are you getting on, Mal? 232 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,039 Erm... 233 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,439 Well, that's a lot of money you spend at the Pride of Punjab. 234 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,559 No wonder he's invited me to his wedding. 235 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,000 I'm bloody paying for it! 236 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:08,919 Hey, there. 237 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,959 Hi. I'm looking for Elspeth Hopkins. I'm her neighbour. 238 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,439 Bay 4. Straight down there. 239 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,519 Thank you. 240 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,959 And can I just say, so much gratitude to you for your service. 241 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,999 I led my road in the Covid clap for the NHS back in the day so... 242 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,599 ...you're welcome. 243 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,439 SHE CLAPS 244 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:28,399 So, basically, Nick introduced Trilby the Jack Russell 245 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,959 to a male suitor. 246 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,199 It was absolutely disastrous! 247 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,359 I'll bet it was! Yeah, it was! THEY LAUGH 248 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,079 All right, Amanda? What are you doing here? 249 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,839 Oh, I just came to see how Hugo's mummy's doing. 250 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,399 Hello, Elspeth! I'm Amanda. 251 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,359 I'm feeding your cats. 252 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,279 We live on the same street. 253 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,799 Aren't you the woman with the Tesla 254 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,599 that stretches the charging cable right across the pavement? 255 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,879 No, no. 256 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,479 I-I don't even own a car. 257 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,119 That's how green I am. 258 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:59,519 I just wanted to drop by 259 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:03,119 and share some piccys of your gorgeous cat. 260 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,559 Oh! How is he? 261 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,999 Aw! Living his best lives. Oh! 262 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,319 But, boy, does he miss his mumma! 263 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,199 Mm. Oh, there he is! 264 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,599 Oh, I know! 265 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,719 Aww! 266 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,119 Your hand looks really big in that picture. 267 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,599 Yeah, I have big hands, Fi, 268 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,999 and I'm quite self-conscious about it, so... 269 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,599 I love your house, by the way. 270 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,239 Well, your kitchen, as that's very much the only room I've been in. 271 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,559 Yeah. My husband made all the cabinets himself. 272 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,119 Yeah, before he lost his arm. Oh! 273 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,479 In the war? 274 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,439 No. We were born in the '50s. Oh. 275 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,999 A computer server fell on him. 276 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,559 Wow. 277 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,760 Well, your kitchen is... 278 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,559 ...lovely. Oh. 279 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,199 When we moved in the whole place was really grotty, but, ah... 280 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,319 Yeah. ..over the years we've done a lot of, erm, 281 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,159 restoration and... Yeah, yeah! ...remodelling. 282 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,599 Yeah, sweet! So sweet. 283 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,639 Oh, in case you got bored in here, 284 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:07,039 I bought you a book by my favourite author. 285 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,759 Do you know Penelope Lively? 286 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,319 Oh, Lively's terrific! 287 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,479 Yes, queen! 288 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,599 Ah! She is the absolute OG. 289 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,920 I never had you pegged as a big reader, Amanda. 290 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,559 Well, what can I say, Fi? 291 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,199 I'm hard to peg. 292 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,719 Many people have tried to peg me over the years, 293 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,279 but I'm basically unpeggable. 294 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,199 That's what I should call my autobiography - Unpeggable! 295 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,519 SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY 296 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,159 Why don't we get a round of coffees, Fi? 297 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,039 Yeah, all right. I'll have a latte, please. 298 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,080 And, Elspeth... 299 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,599 ...I'm going to say Earl Grey? 300 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,119 Good guess. Yes, please. 301 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,959 OK. So it's a latte, Earl Grey. I'll have a sparkling water. 302 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,920 I think there's a machine by the lifts. 303 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,839 Thanks, Fi! 304 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,359 Right. I'll be right back. OK. 305 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,000 Fi? Would you shut the door? Thanks. 306 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,959 Who keeps doing this? 307 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,160 It's empty! 308 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,319 Right, Darius, I'm just nipping to the corner shop to get some milk. 309 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,879 Are you asking me to babysit? 310 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,159 No, I'm asking you to watch the kids while I nip to the corner shop. 311 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,279 OK. Well, rounded to the nearest hour I'd say that's about 15 quid. 312 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:24,279 But, cos we're fam, I'll do it for 7.50. 313 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,039 It's only at the end of the road! 314 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,399 Fine. 315 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,999 I'll just go to the library and revise. 316 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,200 See you. 317 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,479 Little fecker! 318 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,720 DOOR SLAMS 319 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,919 Hmm. 320 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,280 Mm, mm, mm... 321 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:52,999 Sorry, Amanda? 322 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,839 I asked you to shift these catalogues. 323 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,439 Yes, I know, Daniel. 324 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,879 Can you not see I'm in a flow state right now? 325 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,559 Is that a... 326 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,119 A time of the month thing? 327 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,199 No, I'm working on ideas for a new kitchen. 328 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,039 Oh. When inspiration hits, Daniel... DOOR OPENS 329 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,719 ...you need to be ready for it. DOOR SHUTS 330 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,959 Oh, hello, Mrs Sanderson. 331 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,039 Mummy! 332 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,759 I was just passing. From Chelsea? 333 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,079 And I wondered if you wanted to get a bloody mary? 334 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,239 Ooh! 335 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,399 It's 10.30. 336 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,599 Is it? 337 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,639 Oh, God. 338 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,799 Well, surely she's entitled to a brunch hour? 339 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,119 Oh, Mummy, I'm sorry. Can we put a pin in it? 340 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,839 I promised I'd pop in and see Elspeth. 341 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,959 Why? She's just a bog-standard old woman. 342 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,359 Elspeth is in hospital, Mummy. 343 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,639 And who are you, Lady Di? 344 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,799 You're up to something. 345 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,840 Mummy! 346 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:39,719 No. Elspeth's really interesting and wise. 347 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,959 Just... 348 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,359 Excuse me for making time for other people. 349 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,799 Also, Amanda, can you please sort out those samples? 350 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,479 I don't have time, Daniel. 351 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,199 Visiting starts in half an hour and I promised sweet Elspeth 352 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,479 I'd bring her a copy of the Radio Times. 353 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,960 See you Saturday, Mummy. 354 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,399 How's your new kitchen? 355 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,599 Did you have any thoughts about the extractor fan... 356 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,439 Call me a taxi. 357 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,680 Now. 358 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,159 OK, I made you a photo montage of Aslan, 359 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,599 just to keep you company. 360 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,399 Ah! Oh... SHE CHUCKLES 361 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,359 CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS 362 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,800 Is this Brahms? 363 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,679 I adore Brahms! 364 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,720 Whaaat?! 365 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,039 OK, this is getting weird now, Elspeth. 366 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,439 Are we basically the same person? 367 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,479 THEY LAUGH 368 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,079 No, I'm a huge fan of Brahms. 369 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,599 I just wish I'd got to see him live. 370 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,239 I am so lucky to have met you! Ohh! 371 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,159 I feel like I've found a new little sister. 372 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,159 Sister? Mmm... niece. 373 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,799 Great-niece, even. 374 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:48,719 But, yeah, this sums up what I love about our community. 375 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,079 It's just such a shame we might have to leave Soha. 376 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,279 Who's Soha? 377 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,999 No, it's what the property experts call South Harlesden. Oh. 378 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,919 Yeah. I just can't find anywhere big enough for my family. 379 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,759 I've got two growing teens. SHE SIGHS 380 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:04,639 It's such a shame because, if I could stay on our road forever, 381 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,799 I would. 382 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,759 Well, I'm actually thinking of selling. 383 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,800 Stop, Elspeth! 384 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,959 Why would you sell a place like that? 385 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,239 The stairs are not getting any easier, 386 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,279 and I wouldn't mind being nearer my son. 387 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,319 AMANDA SIGHS 388 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,719 The ageing process is a son of a bitch. 389 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,159 Mm. No offence to your son, of course. 390 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,359 Or you. 391 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,080 Well, if you really mean it, Elspeth, then, well... 392 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,039 ...I would love to throw my hat in the ring. 393 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,119 Well, we'd have to have it valued and everything. Yes. Oh, yes, yes. 394 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,080 But I would... I would gladly offer you first refusal. 395 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,480 Can we hug? 396 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,279 MACHINE BEEPS Oh, gosh! 397 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,519 Sorry, I think I just pulled out your line. 398 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,119 WHISTLE BLOWS Yeah. 399 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,879 It would probably be a complete internal refit. 400 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,999 Plus a wet room. 401 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,759 OK. OK, great. 402 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,399 I'll see you Friday. 403 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,920 Thanks, Garry! 404 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,960 You getting some building work done, then, Mands? 405 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,839 I'd appreciate it if you didn't listen in 406 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,079 on my private conversation, Mal. 407 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,840 But, in answer to your question, yes. 408 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,039 Cos it looks like I might be moving. 409 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,799 Really? Where? 410 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,559 I can't really go into the detail. 411 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,599 But it's close. 412 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,639 Very close. 413 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,639 Like, end of the road. 414 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,240 On the corner. 415 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,480 Elspeth's house? 416 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,519 How can you afford Elspeth's house? 417 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,599 She wants a quick sale. 418 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,399 Plus I'll do a lot of work myself, put it on Insta. 419 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,759 Who doesn't love a hot blonde in a hard hat? 420 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,519 Just ask Anneka Rice! SHE LAUGHS 421 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,599 I actually had my first wet dream about Challenge Anneka. 422 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,799 Oh! 423 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,199 Mal, TMI. 424 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,319 Come on! Hiya! 425 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,359 Hello. That is an awful lot of dogs, Fi. 426 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,639 I know - it's mad. 427 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,879 Once you start walking someone else's dog, things really snowball. 428 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,319 DOG YAPS 429 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,399 Oh, sorry, Snowball. 430 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,599 I wasn't talking about you. 431 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,559 We've got a neighbour who wants a new dog walker, haven't we? 432 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,999 Oh, yeah. What's your going rate? 433 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,039 I don't charge. 434 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,279 I just do it as a favour. 435 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,079 It's hardly work, and I've got to do it for Hugo and Bobby anyway. 436 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,959 Babe, you're mental. You could be making a killing. 437 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,399 You don't have to monetise kindness, Abigail. 438 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,879 I don't charge to help Elspeth, and yet I feel so rewarded. 439 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,119 Mands, I literally work in a food bank. 440 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,199 Well... Fi, Mal, Abs! 441 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,159 Hey! And Jerry. 442 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,439 So lovely to see you. 443 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,640 Mummy! 444 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,519 Mummy? 445 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,719 DOG BARKS Hey, get out of there! 446 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,639 Does anybody want any kali mirch? 447 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,479 I needed some for a recipe, but they only sell it in two-kilo bags. 448 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,519 You know that's just black pepper? Really? 449 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,039 Why are you bulk-buying seasoning? 450 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,599 I'm on this economy drive. 451 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,999 You know, I was going to have a go at making my own curry tonight. 452 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,719 God, rather you than me. 453 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,039 My idea of cooking is adding some ice and maybe an olive. 454 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,639 I mean, I know I'm going to save money, eventually, 455 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,839 but these spices, jeez! 456 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,479 Used to spend less money on powder in Ibiza. 457 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,999 Oh, ah, speaking of economy drives, the bank called back. 458 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,919 They don't know what UK-TERP LTD is either. 459 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,239 Well, maybe it's a scam. 460 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,079 You can't be too careful. 461 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,239 I once lost £80,000 462 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,080 to something calling itself National Insurance. 463 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,999 Oh, ho-ho, ho, all right! 464 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,879 Dad's sag paneer fake-away! 465 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,679 Courtesy of TikTok. 466 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,000 Dig in. 467 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,799 Mm... 468 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,120 Erm... 469 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,599 Hmm. 470 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,079 Yeah, no offence, Dad, 471 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,199 but I think we're going to have to find savings elsewhere. 472 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,839 I've spent 40 quid on spices. 473 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,999 I'm going to keep going until I get it right or it kills me. 474 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,040 Yeah, whichever one comes first. 475 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,640 JJ? 476 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,679 It's 4.30. What are you doing? 477 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,119 I couldn't sleep. 478 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,639 I've just been through all of our statements. 479 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,519 We've been paying UK-TERP LTD £7.99 a month 480 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,919 for the last eight and a half years. 481 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,040 That's... 482 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,359 ...£814.98. 483 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,439 For what? Who are these people? 484 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,919 What are they doing for me? 485 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,839 I think you need to come back to sleep, babe. 486 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,199 That's it. I'm cancelling the direct debit. 487 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,400 OK, then. 488 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,439 You'd be surprised the amount of people want free quotes on houses 489 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,079 they've not even bought yet. 490 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,399 No?! Yeah, yeah. 491 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,879 BOTH CHUCKLE 492 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,039 That's crazy. 493 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,279 Mmm. Well, this is very much my crib, so... OK. ..yeah. 494 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,599 Well, look, I mean we could probably put a Portaloo there. 495 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,919 That way, we wouldn't have to use your toilet. OK, great. Mm-hm. 496 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,599 Oh. Is that your cat? 497 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,039 Yeah, yeah. 498 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,039 He loves it down there, at the very, very end of the garden, 499 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,760 as far away from the house as possible. 500 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,359 Oh, wow! 501 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,759 Yes. Oh, this is so nice. 502 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,879 Thank you. 503 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,759 I've worked around here for years. 504 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,999 I didn't even know it was here. 505 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,279 Yeah. Cor, look at those original features! 506 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,679 Yeah, no, this house is perfect. 507 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,359 Definitely want to rip out this wall, though. 508 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,999 And if you just come through here, this... Yep. ..is the room 509 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,119 I am desperate to get started on. Wait till you see it. 510 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,999 Erm, yeah. Ugh! 511 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,679 Where do you even start?! 512 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,959 I just do not understand how anyone could live with this monstrosity. 513 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,160 What?! 514 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,199 Oh, hi, Elspeth! 515 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,640 AMANDA LAUGHS 516 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,759 How long have you been standing there? 517 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,799 They discharged me this morning. 518 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,079 Oh, wow! 519 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,359 What's wrong with my kitchen? 520 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,199 Nothing. At all. I love it. 521 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,240 You said you were going to rip it all out. 522 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,759 Yeah, because it needs to be completely rewired, 523 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,559 and then I'm going to put it all back exactly how it was. 524 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,119 A full rewiring job's a lot of money. Yeah. 525 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,159 Although we are ripping out that wall, so... Mmm. 526 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,839 Excuse me! Mmm. Who are you? 527 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,239 I'm Garry. I'm just giving a quote on some building work. Mmm. 528 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,279 Who are you? 529 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,039 This is my house. 530 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,359 You told me you were the homeowner. 531 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:13,639 I am... very much in the process of becoming the homeowner. 532 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,519 Oh... sake! 533 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:16,839 I'll have to invoice you for this. 534 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,479 Garry, look, well... You haven't even done anything, Garry! 535 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,000 SHE SCOFFS DOOR SHUTS 536 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,600 SHE SIGHS 537 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,439 I am so happy to see you back home, Elspeth. 538 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,119 And looking so well! Wow. 539 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:34,039 I haven't even moved out and you're already demolishing my house! 540 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,439 Not at all. I-I'm simply... 541 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,400 You said it was a monstrosity. 542 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,919 OK, fine. 543 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,959 Hands up. 544 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,760 If you want the truth, Elspeth... 545 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,319 ...I hate this kitchen. 546 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:54,559 It's a horrible colour and it's very badly laid out. 547 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,719 And, yes, the first thing I'm going to do is rip it all out 548 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,759 and skip the lot. 549 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,479 And I'm sorry, Elspeth, if that's not what you want to hear, 550 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,839 but I think you of all people get it cos that's exactly 551 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,719 what you did when you moved in here. 552 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,119 That was different. 553 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,679 Well, it wasn't, though, was it? 554 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,800 You changed this house into your home. 555 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:20,199 You wore it in like a pair of lovely old leather shoes. 556 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,400 When I look at this house... 557 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,519 ...I can see my kids playing the piano 558 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,040 and my one-armed husband building his own kitchen. 559 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,759 CAT MEOWS Aw! 560 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,999 But you're absolutely right, Elspeth. 561 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,400 I am selfish. 562 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:44,159 Because I just want a bigger house to finally have the space 563 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,760 to get my own cat. 564 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,919 COMPUTER DEFAULT BEEP TONE What's going on? 565 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,719 COMPUTER BEEPS CONTINUE 566 00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,959 Come on. 567 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,960 Has your internet just gone down? 568 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,640 Right, that's what UK-TERP was. 569 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,039 Ugh. 570 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,039 INDISTINCT SHOUTS 571 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,959 Oi! We're in the middle of a game! 572 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,439 AMANDA COUGHS I'm sorry I'm late. 573 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,480 AMANDA COUGHS 574 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,960 SHE CLEARS THROAT 575 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,319 You all right there, Amanda? 576 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,679 Never been better. 577 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,199 What's wrong with your face? 578 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,319 Nothing, Abigail. 579 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,439 It's awfully puffy. Please don't body-shame me, Anne! 580 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,079 I've a touch of hayfever, but otherwise, I'm slaying it. 581 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,520 In fact - breaking news... 582 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,519 ...I'm moving. 583 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,959 You're leaving Soha?! No, Anne. 584 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,559 Oh, thank God. Jesus. 585 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,279 I'm buying Elspeth's house. 586 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,919 Oh, wow! 587 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,039 I am finally getting the Georgian proportions I deserve. 588 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,519 Yeah! 589 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,319 I and Senuous are entering our elite era. 590 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,399 Wow. 591 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,879 SHE COUGHS VIOLENTLY 592 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,519 You all right, Amanda? 593 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,879 I'm thriving. Thank you. OK. 594 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,839 Erm, so the good news - I've set up a new direct debit. 595 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,239 Internet should be switched back on, hopefully, by Monday. 596 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,879 OK, great. What's the bad news? 597 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,039 So the, ah, £7.99-per-month thingy was a start-up deal 598 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,239 from nine years ago. 599 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,319 Erm, our new contract is £62 a month. 600 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,399 Fuckers. 601 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,199 Yeah. AMANDA COUGHS 602 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,039 Are you still coming for coffee afterwards, Mummy? 603 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,880 Doesn't Elspeth need you? 604 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,959 All right, for starters, she's out of hospital now. 605 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,799 And, secondly, why are you being so hard on her? 606 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,599 You're the one that's got a hard-on for her. 607 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,839 Are you jealous, Mummy? 608 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,839 Well, of course I'm jealous! But, Mummy... 609 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,319 You barely know the woman and you're by her bedside. 610 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,719 When I was in hospital for my nip tuck... 611 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,079 It was a hip replacement, Mummy. 612 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,599 Well, yes, they nipped the old one out and tucked a new one in. 613 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,719 But you didn't visit me once. 614 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,959 What are you talking about? I did visit you. 615 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,239 You did not. I did. 616 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,159 I literally slept on your floor for two days. 617 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,239 I don't remember that. 618 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,919 Yes, because you were off your face on morphine. 619 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,160 Look. 620 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,519 Oh, God. 621 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,159 Delete that immediately. 622 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,800 If you want. Shoot, shoot! 623 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,519 What's this? 624 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,999 Oh, I'm going out to dinner. 625 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,120 And I've hired Ned to babysit tonight. 626 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,599 Why? 627 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,239 Because he's cheaper than you, Darius. 628 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,439 And I can spend my savings on poppadoms. 629 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,599 Now, I'm going on a hot date with my hot husband. 630 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,280 Come on, Chris. We're leaving! 631 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,319 What? No... DOOR SHUTS 632 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,959 You're baby-sitting me? 633 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,320 Market forces, innit. 634 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,519 Yeah, I've tried anti-histamines, eye drops, 635 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,559 nasal corticosterides, erm... 636 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,639 Nothing's working. SIREN BLARES 637 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,079 Oh, God. 638 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,840 Did you just send me an ambulance? 639 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,559 Fi? 640 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,999 God, look at you. 641 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,879 I'm a bit teary myself. 642 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,559 I'm so sorry, Amanda. 643 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,839 Huh? 644 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,239 About Elspeth. 645 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,520 What about Elspeth? 646 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,560 She died. What?! 647 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,599 Apparently she slipped in her garden trying to pick up her cat's bowls. 648 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,319 Nobody knows why they were there. 649 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,439 Oh, my God. 650 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,559 I know. It's brutal. 651 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,760 AMBULANCE DOORS SHUT ENGINE IGNITES 652 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:25,159 Do you know if she mentioned anything about me before she died? 653 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,759 Or the house? 654 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,200 You were probably the last person she talked to. 655 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,359 Sorry. 656 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,999 I just need a minute. 657 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,560 Yeah. 658 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,800 SHE SCREAMS SILENTLY 659 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,720 Oh, shit.